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The Prodigal Brit
Running amock in England
Account Created on 7 September 2009 (#22009009) Last updated on 5 January 2011 Gift
Name:
batmoonrising
Birthdate:
14 September
Location:
I love cats and long walks in the rain...
Wait.
That's not right, dammit.
Not wanting to sound like an online dating profile, let me be totally candid. I'm moody, anti-social, and highly irritable with people who seek to change that. Please, don't hug me.
On a warm and fuzzy note, I do love cats and walking in the rain. If you want to secure my undying devotion, then books are an excellent way to do that, although I will also accept toys for the cat and coffee mugs, as I have something of a fetish for them.
The important things in life: my cat, pashminas, a sharp and pointy object, lip balm, a good haircut, the ability to text (thus not answering phone calls), The Simpsons, sunscreen, my journal, and a collection of easily accessible reading material.
Things that I could do without: sunshine, most social niceties (although I'm British, so politeness is kind of hard-wired), cilantro, people who forward texts and emails, people who drive 50 mph in the fast lane, people who think that anything the Kardashians do is interesting... Actually, people in general, now you come to mention it.
Wait.
That's not right, dammit.
Not wanting to sound like an online dating profile, let me be totally candid. I'm moody, anti-social, and highly irritable with people who seek to change that. Please, don't hug me.
On a warm and fuzzy note, I do love cats and walking in the rain. If you want to secure my undying devotion, then books are an excellent way to do that, although I will also accept toys for the cat and coffee mugs, as I have something of a fetish for them.
The important things in life: my cat, pashminas, a sharp and pointy object, lip balm, a good haircut, the ability to text (thus not answering phone calls), The Simpsons, sunscreen, my journal, and a collection of easily accessible reading material.
Things that I could do without: sunshine, most social niceties (although I'm British, so politeness is kind of hard-wired), cilantro, people who forward texts and emails, people who drive 50 mph in the fast lane, people who think that anything the Kardashians do is interesting... Actually, people in general, now you come to mention it.
